Absalon’s Absolute Insanity

You might have heard of it, but a fight of some sort broke out at last Friday’s Abasalon Bazaar!  Unfortunately, I was unable to catch the start of the whole scene, but from what I hear, it all started with a particular infirmary employee acting a bit odd.  I’ve heard all sorts of allegations on the matter, but I only wish to report fact, so fact I shall report.  Starting from the top, I arrived at the scene just as Thrace—a name known among the Sanctum—was shoved into the water.

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A Prurient Pit Fight

Visitors to the Sanctum were in for a salacious shock at the sights of this month’s Pit Fight. Yesterday, lovers and fighters alike walked away with grins galore after four scantily clad males proved their skills in combat and masculinity. All were subjected to betting, battle, and bulges, and the only people who were disappointed were those who missed out.